Frequently Asked Questions
When will my order ship?
We do our best to ship orders no more than 312 days from when the order was placed, however, shit happens and sometimes it's a little longer.
Do you ship internationally?
We no longer ship internationally because foreigners smell weird anyway and I shot the pigeon when it disrespected me by eating my corn muffin.
How long do I need to rest my perfumes after shipping?
Your new perfume needs a few days to rest, but for it to really bloom, I suggest storing it in a cool, dry, dark area (wine fridges are great!) for at least 5 or 6 years before passing judgment. If it still smells bad to you, it's probably your skin, you dirty peasant.
Do you ever bring back retired scents?
Sry sweaty, that's not how an artist works. My perfumes are more than just products, they are a piece of my life, and once that inspiration is gone, it's gone.
Are any of your products tested on animals?