April Fools!

Happy April Fools Day to those who like this sort of thing! 

This is all meant in good fun. Some of these "perfumes" are obviously poking fun at specific houses, which were primarily chosen for ease of parody, others are more 'general jerks' of indie perfume cliches, most are a blend of both. The fake shop owner is not based on any single individual and she sucks because I thought it would be funnier. All drama referenced was already common knowledge before being picked up here. 

Most of the images were taken from the first page of results from Google Sites photo search, which is weird and not like normal image search, and have no deeper meanings. All "perfumes" in the "news" section (the ones in the absurdly long lists without a description/notes) were generated by ChatGDP, which thought most of my requests were inappropriate, despite spitting out worse things when given an innocent prompt. Everything else on the site, including the scent list/library (every scent with a description), was generated by my good ol' human meat-computer with a few suggestions from friends. 

Special thanks to u/DysonVacuumV8*, u/wee_mayfly+, u/weepy^, and Ducky for moral support and feedback.