Happy April Fools Day! Life is a series of surreal horrors, I hope this makes you laugh.
Some of these "perfumes" are obviously poking fun at specific houses, which were primarily chosen for ease of parody. Others are more 'general jerks' of indie perfume cliches or pop culture references, most are a blend of both. The fake shop owner is not based on any single individual and she sucks because I thought it would be funnier. All indie perfume drama referenced was already common knowledge before being picked up here. The most recent collection is barely jerking indie perfume anymore...shit's weird.
Most of the images were taken from the first page of results from Google Sites photo search, which is weird and not like normal image search, and have no deeper meanings. Please don't read too deep into this. Since some people have insinuated that this whole site is AI, it is not. I used AI to generate some lists, everything on the site, including the scent list/library (every scent single with a description) and all paragraph text, was generated by my good ol' human meat-computer with a few suggestions from friends. The only things generated by AI are the lists of names in the blog posts 3/25/23, 3/10/23, 2/15/23, 2/2/23, 12/20/22, and 10/21/22.
Special thanks to u/DysonVacuumV8*, u/wee_mayfly+, u/weepy^, and Ducky for moral support and feedback.
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