If you try to add more than three, I will put you on blast in my private FB group full of loyal fans who think more highly of me than Kanye does of himself. Anyway, the differences in many of these options are subtle, but I know my true fans, and people who are hyper-sensitive and just better than others, will appreciate the nuanced experience ordering all possible combinations can provide. I know what it's like to feel deeply frustrated, and even disempowered, when other people don't seem to care that you can tell a sprinkle's color just by smell, and I am here for you. Your gifts should be cherished and you deserve a cake perfume as unique and special as yourself. <3
White cake
Explicitly Christian Angel food cake
Raw hamburger (for men)
Bratwurst (for men)
Vanilla American Buttercream
White South African Buttercream
Royal icing
White meringue
Marshmallow fluff
Elon's IVF loads
Mayo (for men)
Lard (for men)
white sprinkles
gold flakes
red sprinkles (all red no. 3)
ashes of American flags (unisex)
Protein powder (for men)
Pork rinds (for men)
Bacon bits (for men)