Reviews

I had the unforgettable opportunity to visit Cthulhu's studio in January. She convinced me to give her all her money and allowed me to wait outside her home studio window to see where all the magic happens. After 4 hours she called the cops on me, but an arrest record is a smell price to pay for getting (a literal) window into her process.

Kaeyliee C.

Be warned! Once you try these you cant get enough!!!! I didn't get my last $7861 order and was alarmed when the webiste was gone. I reached out on Insta and the owner was so open about her trauma and emotional struggles I decided to order another set of bottles for moral support.

FluffyMallow14

Buyer beware! These taste HORRIBLE. I'm not sure what everyone else is getting but mine left a strong tasting film on my tongue for HOURS.
Valerie F.

i blind bought Elon Musk and it's fucking awesome! i spray it around my workstation to get motivated while i listen to joe rogan and snort creatine. i feel so fucking alpha i could breed a waifu pillow

PhrenologyBro69

Even though it took Cthulhu a little over 678 days to ship my order, when it arrived, everything was so amazing! They even threw in a free sample and some packing peanuts! Will definitely be ordering again soon!

Kate S.

I can't say enough good things about the shop owner and the beautiful things she makes. I took out a loan to buy up one of everything, and while it all smells so good in the bottle I literally collapse in orgasmic convulsions, they all turn to toilet cleaner or hot garbage the moment they touch my inferior skin. I will scrub my skin off tomorrow and see if I can do some of these justice by letting them diffuse directly into my bloodstream. 

charredsoulzXOXO

My order shipped the next morning and was on my doorstep within 3 days of ordering. The one perfume sample I ordered was good, as were the 15 free ones they sent, but I decided I don't really like perfume and would rather have a sandwich, so I'm giving it 1 star.

Meh H.

i feel like this perfume house understands me! just placed my 5th order and the 1st one just got here. everything is so cute! I wore Striped Skunk to work for a presentation and i really felt that i commanded more attention than usual.   

Smelly_fan

5/5 garden pest repellant. I bought some of these perfumes to use in diffusers thoughout my house. Very quickly I noticed that all of my animals hated being in the room with them, so I put some of the older diffuser sticks in my garden and haven't seen an insect since!

Barbara L.

I was gonna write a review, but I got high. Was gonna skin test and talk about it to you, but I got high. Now I spilled it on my keyboard and I know why, hey hey, because I got high, because I got, because I got high. 

Your mom

I would like to write a proper review but I can't figure out how to use this! Do I dump it over my head? Do I put it in my shoes with an eyedropper? Someone help! Also, is the cat hair in the bottle intentional or not? 

Lara P

OMG these smell sooooo nummy!!!! i <3 everything so much! i got some kawaii scents and some spoopy scents and some cottagecore scents. i luv how everything arrived in vintage 2010's candy wrappers. some still had chocolate inside!!! omnomnomnom!!! nurish my tummy and snoot! XD
shy_teacup_kitten

Cthulhu is such an inspired perfumer and puts so many personal touches in. They gave me 10 extra freebies! and a rock! The barnacles on the rock had fermented a little while they sat in my mailbox in the Texas summer heat, but I appreciate the effort. Everyone should support small artists!
Ella M

I work at a living history museum and I had been looking for a fragrance that would add more realism to my character, the village pig shit seller. I layered Foricae with Polycarbonate Dung Beetle and it was just perfect. Thank you so much, you're a frickin genius!
Mel G.

Seriously, these perfumes will change your LIFE. Even though it took Cthulhu a few weeks to reply to my e-mails, the replies were always so sweet and thoughtful! You can really smell the love and research put into each scent. So beautiful. Thank you thank you thank you!
T. Rex

Everything smelled like burning plastic, pink bathroom soap, industrial bug spray, the dumpster behind a butcher shop, oil spill, polluted estuary muck, formaldehyde preserved specimens, or dentists office. I think I'm in love!
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