Salt & Clove Apothecary
Purveyor of Mysteries and Potions
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April 2025 sample set
Try one of all of our new Spring 2025 fragrances, Springtime for Shitler, like it or not. Consent is a concept manufactured by radical left terrorists, everyone will like these scents. Every single one of them. You will buy all of them with your tremendous Dogecoin tax refund for your new Tesla.
Empathy is Weakness Monthly AlchemyÂ
Love is hate. War is peace. Just relax your mind and let others tell you what you think and how you feel. It's the ultimate in self-care. Imagine the warmth of sun dried towels in a field of lilacs, with a smooth familiar woody base. Featuring notes of chemical waste, blood-soaked concrete, and millions of culled hens burning.
To keep up with the culture, I've had to shake up my Mix N Match options a little. Even though many of you enjoyed the old Mix N Match options and felt they were a valuable addition to this activity, businesses need to stay current, which means changing with the times. Anyone who e-mails negative feedback about this can expect to be called out in my FB group as a terrorist.
